Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Expanding Your Lexicon: Lesson 1


"More Cowbell!"


"More cowbell" is a popular culture catchphrase originally derived from an April 8, 2000 Saturday Night Live (SNL) comedy sketch about the recording of the song "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Öyster Cult. The sketch featured guest host Christopher Walken as music producer Bruce Dickinson and Will Ferrell as fictional cowbell player Gene Frenkle.

Christopher Walken


Discover the meaning of "More Cowbell!"

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Let's get a dog! Or not.


Exerpts from The Truth About Dogs
by Stephen Budiansky
Featured in The Atlantic Monthly
July 1999 Issue

If some advertiser or political consultant could figure out just what it is in human psychology that makes us willing to believe that dogs are loyal, trustworthy, selfless, loving, courageous, noble, and obedient, he could retire to his own island in the Caribbean in about a week with what he would make peddling that secret. Dogs belong to that select group of con artists at the very top of the profession, the ones who pick our pockets clean and leave us smiling about it. Dogs take from the rich, they take from the poor, and they keep it all. They lie on top of the air-conditioning vent in the summer; they curl up by the fireplace in the winter; they commit outrages against our property too varied and unspeakable to name. They decide when we may go to bed at night and when we must rise in the morning, where we may go on vacation and for how long, whom we may invite over to dinner, and how we should decorate our living rooms. They steal the very bread from our plates. If we had roommates who behaved like this, we'd be calling a lawyer, or the police...


...What is so exploitable about human society? And how do dogs manage to exploit it? We are, as the animal behaviorist John S. Kennedy called us, "compulsive" anthropomorphizers—always on the lookout for behaviors that mimic, even superficially, human social phenomena such as loyalty, betrayal, reciprocity. These are useful things to look out for when one is a group-dwelling animal whose survival is threatened less by ravenous wild beasts than by back-stabbing fellow group dwellers. Our cognitive ability to ascribe motives to others is a large part of what makes us human. But it truly is compulsive. Human beings do it so instinctively that they are forever ascribing malignant or benignant motives even to inanimate forces such as the weather, volcanoes, and internal-combustion engines. Our very cleverness is the start of our undoing when we're up against an evolutionary sharpshooter like the dog. We are primed to seize on what are, in truth, fundamental, programmed behaviors in dogs and read into them extravagant tales of love and fidelity. Often dogs need do no more than be their simple selves to amaze and beguile us...

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Keller and Preston are the humans to a chocolate Labrador Retreiver, Dexter, and a black Pomeranian, Tink.

Preston's sketch of Tink


Actual photograph of Tink


Bailey, orphaned by Anna and Todd, now at the halfway house enjoys Jane and John as her foster humans.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Can I get a "Yeah, buddy!"?

Dale Earnhardt Jr. ends a 76-race winless streak with a victory at Michigan International Speedway in the LifeLock 400.


Thursday, June 5, 2008

Priceless???


Wednesday June 4, 2008 Washington, DC

Gas: $60.07 E to F (Ridiculous!)
Noodles & Company: $24.26

West Potomac Park near the Lincoln Memorial

Arlington Cemetery

Desecrating the World War II Memorial


Washington Monument

Ummm yeah, it's tall!




Cruising alongside the Reflecting Pool


"Hey Dad, the reflecting pool smells like Salem Pond."


Washington Nationals tickets (versus St. Louis Cardinals): $174.00

VS

Parking at METRO Van Dorn Street Station: $10.00

"Blue Line to Pentagon then Yellow Line to L'Enfant Plaza
then Green Line to Navy Shipyard. Huh?"

METRO All-day passes: $23.40
Empanadas at Julia's Empanadas at Dupont Circle: $16.32
Ice cream, nachos, fries, and beverages at Nationals Park: $40.00
Motel 6 Camp Springs, Maryland: $55.93
Toothbrushes: $12.26
Surviving the tornado in Alexandria, VA: Lucky

The game was postponed
until Thursday June 5th at 1:00 PM
due to the weather.

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One Dead After Powerful Storms; Several Tornado Sightings Reported
by Maria Glod, Tom Jackman, and William Wan
The Washington Post
June 5, 2008

A Fairfax County man was killed yesterday when swift-moving and violent thunderstorms swept through the Washington region, toppling trees and power lines and leaving hundreds of thousands of homes and businesses without power.

The Annandale area man was killed when a massive oak tree smashed into a white 1995 Toyota 4Runner on Hummer Road in Annandale just before 3:15 p.m., at the height of the first wave of storms, authorities said. Another Annandale area man, the driver, was injured.

In Bethesda, a tree fell on a car near Greentree and Fernwood roads, trapping the driver, a 40-year-old woman, who was rescued with minor injuries, authorities said. WRC (Channel 4) showed footage of a man being pulled from a car after a tree fell on it on River Road in Bethesda.

The storms, with high winds and blinding rain, might have spawned small tornadoes in Falls Church; in Fairfax County; near Stafford, Va.; near Bel Alton, in Charles County; and near the Anne Arundel-Calvert county line. National Weather Service experts planned to survey damage and investigate tornado reports today.

With surprising speed, the storms burst into a warm, sunny afternoon and continued into the night. Dismissal was delayed at some schools in Fairfax, Loudoun, Prince William and Charles counties so that children could be kept safely inside. On Capitol Hill, an afternoon congressional hearing was suspended, and everyone was urged to stay clear of the windows. Falls Church city employees were ordered into the City Hall basement after reports of the possible tornado.

Kristi Hellmuth had just picked up her daughter, Jordan, from Mount Vernon High School in Fairfax County, when the sky turned dark. They decided to forgo a stop to get cash for Jordan's yearbook payment, instead heading home to Mason Neck.

"Everything started blowing sideways, and immediately the traffic light blew out," Hellmuth said. "We're on this narrow, winding, tree-lined road. The trees were bent over touching the car, it was blowing so hard. I said, 'Jordan just pray nothing flies down and we can get home safely.' "

Carl Erickson, a meteorologist for AccuWeather, said the initial line of thunderstorms that moved across Northern Virginia, Maryland and the District produced punishing winds. At Andrews Air Force Base, gusts of up to 66 mph were reported, he said. At Dulles International Airport, winds whipped up to 59 mph.

"If you were driving, the rain came down so hard, visibility was down near zero," Erickson said.

Authorities said darkened traffic lights and fallen tree branches snarled traffic yesterday across the region. In Montgomery, about 200 of 800 traffic lights were out during the storm's peak. By late evening, officials estimated the number at 75 to 100. In Loudoun County, sheriff's deputies directed traffic and hauled branches from the roadways.

"We have a ton of trees down, a ton of traffic lights out," Loudoun County Sheriff's Office spokesman Kraig Troxell said.

In Anne Arundel, fire officials received reports of a tornado touching down at 3:30 p.m. in Tracys Landing. There were also reports of a tornado in Chesapeake Beach, where Trader's Steak and Seafood House was nearly destroyed and dozens of other buildings were damaged. At least three people were injured, including, officials said, a construction worker seriously wounded when he was struck in the head by debris.

The storms disrupted Metrorail during the afternoon rush between East Falls Church and stations west to Vienna. Normal service resumed at 6:27 p.m.

In Alexandria, Bob Schurk was sitting at his desk at the Lyceum, the city's history museum, yesterday afternoon when a covered walkway about 20 feet away collapsed. "I heard a very, very, very loud thunderclap. The loudest of my life," he said. "And right after that thunderclap, I heard a very loud thud, and the building shook."

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Thursday June 5, 2008 Washington, DC
Cash, sunscreen, and snacks: $93.72
Chocolate-chip Silver-dollar pancakes at the Silver Diner: $23.00
METRO All-day passes: $23.40
Hamburger, hot dogs, and beverages at Nationals Park: $40.00






The President's Race

George Washington
Thomas Jefferson

Abraham Lincoln

Theodore Roosevelt

Navy Shipyard METRO Station

Parking at METRO Franconia/Springfield Metro Station: $5.00
Spending time with Keller and Preston in DC: Priceless

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Shake Me Down at the Ball Game
by Josh Levin
Sports Illustrated
June 23, 2008

Modern parks
make watching the national pastime
a rich man's pursuit.

For a couple of years now the Washington Nationals' brass has been saying that the team's new ballpark would be more "fan-friendly" than the ugly, outdated RFK Stadium. Maybe I'm just easy to get along with, but I always found RFK—where the Nats played from 2005 through last season—quite agreeable. There was room to stretch out in the cheap seats, an ample supply of hot dogs and (usually) no standing water in the bathrooms. Yes, the freshly poured Nationals Park has wider concourses, better food, fancier souvenir shops and, for the corporate-lawyer types, opulent club sections with leather chairs. But the 21st-century ballpark peddles a different brand of friendliness. If RFK Stadium was an old acquaintance who'd seen better days, then Nationals Park is the pal who's always asking you for money.

Like every major league park built in the last decade and a half, Nationals Park is a philosophical heir to Oriole Park at Camden Yards. Baltimore's ballpark pointed up the stylistic failings of the drab concrete doughnuts that appeared in St. Louis, Pittsburgh and elsewhere in the 1960s and 1970s. Even better for the Orioles, Camden Yards' old-timey flourishes—wrought iron, a redbrick warehouse beyond the rightfield wall—cloaked its real mission: to goose revenue with luxury-seating sections and a cavernous, microbrew-dispensing pedestrian boulevard. Happy throngs spent heartily, increasing the club's revenue from around $30 million in 1989 to $80 million in 1992, the Orioles' first year at Camden Yards. The impulse here was the same one that drives people to pay three times more for a throwback jersey than a contemporary one. The warm glow of nostalgia acts as a lubricant on the fan's wallet.

Camden Yards' architect, the Kansas City, Mo.--based firm HOK Sport, was hailed as a savior by major league owners. After Baltimore, HOK popped out stadiums for the Indians, the Rockies and, eventually, half the teams in baseball, including the Nationals. The Mets' and the Yankees' new parks, opening next spring, will make 15 ballparks in 18 years for HOK. To its credit, HOK has figured out that the retro thing has become a cliché. Nationals Park, built of steel and precast concrete, has a more up-to-date look than bricked-out Camden Yards. The problem for HOK—and owners who claim their new buildings are, above all else, fan-friendly—is that when the old-timey touches recede, the ballparks' capitalist ambitions come into clearer focus. The most distinctive feature of Washington's new stadium is not the odd little notch in the left-centerfield fence (an homage to Washington's old Griffith Stadium) but the Red Porch Restaurant that towers over the outfield wall. Tickets in the Red Porch's outdoor seating area cost $65 to $70, including a $20 dining credit.

HOK ballparks have the look and feel of a mall food court. Come to Detroit's Comerica Park for the 50-foot Ferris wheel, stay for the Mike's Hard Lemonade Upper Deck Lounge. There's an Outback Steakhouse at Pittsburgh's PNC Park, and Cincinnati has the Machine Room Grille, with what the team calls a "blue-collar feel." Nationals Park, like four other HOK stadiums, has an in-stadium Build-a-Bear Workshop. There's also the Sony PlayStation Pavilion, now featuring Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock.

If you go to games to stuff bears with foam, these new stadiums are right for you. If you just want the ballpark basics, you're getting a raw deal. Tickets, hot dogs, beer, caps, programs and parking all cost more at Nationals Park than at RFK Stadium. According to Team Marketing Report's Fan Cost Index, a family of four will pay $195.50 to see the Nats in 2008, compared with $147.94 at RFK in 2007. And that new-park premium applies to everyone—you can't opt out if all you want is an upper-deck seat and a cold brew. (Nationals Park has 3,139 seats priced at $10 or less, compared with 5,614 at RFK last year.) Perhaps that's why the Nationals' average home attendance, which ranked 14th in the National League in 2007 (24,217), has risen only to 12th this year (29,015).

Get ready to play ball, New York. The 1,800 seats ringing the infield at the new Yankee Stadium will come with concierge service and access to a private club, private entrance, private elevator and private concourse. The cost of going to a game inside a gated community: $500 to $2,500 per seat. Of course, baseball fans don't require a butler to fetch ketchup packets. But Nationals president Stan Kasten has batted away criticism of exclusive areas—Nationals Park has 78 luxury suites and 2,500 club seats—by arguing that they subsidize affordable seats elsewhere.

But this idealized scenario, in which the poor fan benefits from the rich fan's largesse, is the opposite of how the 21st-century stadium operates. Nationals Park gives to the rich and takes from the poor. The Presidents Club, a glassed-in retreat behind home plate, offers panoramic vistas of the playing field. It also blocks the view of the ballpark's interior from the public walkway that circles the stadium's lower tier. A double-decked ring of luxury suites pushes Nationals Park's upper concourse 21 feet higher than the top deck at RFK. And while the Nats and HOK slathered on the club sections, Nationals Park has 15,379 fewer upper-deck seats than RFK, and the seats that remain upstairs are several inches narrower than comparable ones at the old ballpark. This is how new stadiums create "intimacy"—by shrinking everything that's intended for people in lower tax brackets.

The new parks certainly aren't unmitigated forces for evil. They've got more bathrooms, bigger and better JumboTrons and improved sight lines. PNC Park in Pittsburgh and San Francisco's AT&T Park also offer postcard-quality views of the surrounding city and waterways. In the upper deck at Nationals Park, you might hear grumbling that views of the U.S. Capitol are blocked by an office building. You'll definitely hear complaints that the home team is losing, again. But that's better than what you'll hear in the $325 Lexus Presidents Seats abutting the field: silence. While the cheap seats have drawn respectable crowds, the most expensive sections have sat mostly unused. As the Orioles have seen for the last decade, even a gorgeous stadium won't lure fans to watch a crummy team.