Man Panty Emergency!

Preston was baptized and confirmed on Saturday, April 12th.



I misplaced his white man panties in the laundry. And we scrambled to find replacements...white Transformer man panties.



Fortunately, Uncle Clark was on-call and arrived with a six-pack of boxer briefs before the opening prayer.









After the baptism, GARMIN suggested Winger's Grill & Bar.



Review of Winger's Grill & Bar

Scrilla: $-$$ www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scrilla

Atmosphere/Ambiance: B
It's Wingers.

Service: A-
Aunts Deeanna and Darla shared the "Sizzlin' Fajitas," a good choice if you have dental insurance. The manager sent three Asphalt Pies (mint chocolate chip ice cream on an crumb crust, smothered with caramel, and topped with mounds of whipped topping) and a copayment for a dentist appointment.

Food: A (if you order anything with Sticky Fingers)
The Sticky Fingers (tender, boneless chicken breasts bathed in Original Amazing Sauce or Fire Sauce) and the Sticky Finger Quesadilla (two tasty tortillas stuffed with our signature Sticky Fingers and jack and cheddar cheeses served with creamy Amazing Sauce) never disappoint.

$ per entree
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Guitar Hero III Nintendo Wii





Keller and Preston showcased their dexterous and deft hands at Guitar Hero III. I struggled with Slow Ride by Foghat.

Guitar Hero III Song List

1. Starting Out Small
"Slow Ride" Foghat(1975)
"Talk Dirty to Me" Poison(1986)
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" Pat Benatar(1980)
"Story of My Life" Social Distortion(1990)
"Rock and Roll All Nite" Kiss(1975)
"Sabotage" Beastie Boys(1994)

2. Your First Real Gig
"Mississippi Queen" Mountain(1970)
"School's Out" Alice Cooper(1972)
"Sunshine of Your Love" Cream(1968)
"Barracuda" Heart 1977
"Bulls on Parade" Rage Against the Machine(1996)
"Reptilia" The Strokes(2003)

3. Making the Video
"When You Were Young" The Killers(2006)
"Miss Murder" AFI(2006)
"The Seeker" The Who(1971)
"Lay Down" Priestess(2006)
"Paint It, Black" The Rolling Stones(1966)
"Suck My Kiss"Red Hot Chili Peppers(1991)

4. European Invasion
"Paranoid" Black Sabbath (1970)
"Anarchy in the U.K." Sex Pistols (2007)
"Kool Thing" Sonic Youth (1990)
"My Name Is Jonas" Weezer (1994)
"Even Flow" Pearl Jam (1991)
"Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll" Blue Öyster Cult (1972)

5. Big House Blues
"Holiday in Cambodia" Dead Kennedys (1980)
"Rock You Like a Hurricane" Scorpions (1984)
"Same Old Song and Dance" Aerosmith (1974)
"La Grange" ZZ Top (1973)
"Welcome to the Jungle" Guns N' Roses (1987)
"Helicopter" Bloc Party (2005)

6. Hottest Band on Earth
"Black Magic Woman" Santana (1970)
"Cherub Rock" The Smashing Pumpkins (1993)
"Black Sunshine" White Zombie (1992)
"The Metal" Tenacious D (2006)
"Pride and Joy" Stevie Ray Vaughan (1983)
"Monsters"i Matchbook Romance (2006)

7. Live in Japan
"Before I Forget" Slipknot (2004)
"Stricken" Disturbed (2005)
"3's & 7's" Queens of the Stone Age (2007)
"Knights of Cydonia" Muse (2006)
"Cult of Personality" Living Colour (2007)

8. Battle for Your Soul
"Raining Blood" Slayer (1986)
"Cliffs of Dover" Eric Johnson (1990)
"The Number of the Beast" Iron Maiden (1982)
"One" Metallica (1988)
"The Devil Went Down to Georgia" Steve Ouimette(2007)

It was interesting to listen to Keller sing along with Metallica, Guns N' Roses, Pat Benatar, and Rage Against the Machine.